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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So what this nerd is saying is that we can milk a strawberry??

Before the tech gets there, let's commission some "art" on that subject?

(For real, the seeds being nuts is a stretch)

[-] stray@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago

Strawberries do not have nipples. :(

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Ofc not, don't be silly.

Nuts have nipples (where do you think almond milk comes from? Kids today have prob never seen an almond on a farm & think almond milk grows in the stores!).

And if the seeds on the strawberries really are "nuts", then we should be able to milk them.
I see no flaw in my logic.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

The real problem these days is with intensive almond farming. Almond tastes better from free range almonds, with space to graze in peace and calm between the bushes.

Have you heard of "bitter almonds"? Turns up in mystery novels. It's what you get from caged almonds raised on steroids.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I love it when activists save caged almonds & how their little faces light up when, for the first time in their nutty lives, they arent sucked on by a relentless machine.

[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

This thread gets dangerously close to r34 territory, and I do not know if I like that.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Well, unfortunately I'm no artist & I'm against AI (the system, not the tech as such), so no pics.

But yeah, definitely, can you imagine the number of nips on a single strawberry? And the satisfaction of each nut? The dripping milk?

[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

...no, definitely not.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Also not an artist but got chu fam.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Grazing in strawberry fields forever

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If strawberries do not have nipples, then where does strawberry milk come from?

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025
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