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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago

You got me. This one is too good.

[-] 667@lemmy.radio 25 points 2 days ago

The first tell was the author using the first person, and the next tell was the piano falling.

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

2 Miami-Dade College, Kendall, FL, USA Department of Fictional Geology

Thankful I saw that first, very relieved.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

I only read the abstract. So I missed the piano falling part entirely.

[-] waz@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

“I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano,  and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].”

[-] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 8 points 2 days ago

There are pokédex entry # for fossils!

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

That is exactly what clued me in.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

You missed the pokedex entries too!

[-] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago

My fave part was the expired crispr kits, arbitrarily cut off at desired date.

this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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