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Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!
Maybe a lanyard attached to the drink too. I don't anymore, but that, uh, would have come in handy on some past camping trips
A deer?
I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.
Oh deer
Here we call them "twinks"
Lmao, indeed. If they were the concern, she'd only need a pamphlet about Jesus vs the machete 😂