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[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

a “non-bear”

Here we call them "twinks"

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Lmao, indeed. If they were the concern, she'd only need a pamphlet about Jesus vs the machete 😂

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

Maybe a lanyard attached to the drink too. I don't anymore, but that, uh, would have come in handy on some past camping trips

[-] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.

this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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