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I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.
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I do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet….
“A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee
I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?
I sing the alphabet in French.
In my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better