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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Must be dumb friends. The answer is no.

A warrant isn't permission from the owner, or anyone inside the house.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

but it's a cop so likely won't be following the rules even for a vampire

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Lol, well you have a point there.

[-] XM34@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Cops don't follow rules because there's no one enforcing them. Vampires can't enter homes because god stops them from doing so. So even a cop vampire would need to follow this rule or be turned to ash for not being a Gentleman.

I know, I know. It's a joke and all. I just felt the need to add context on why these rules exist and why their not just arbitrary laws that vampires can just chose to ignore.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

yeah i just thought it would be funny to think cops would ignore even supernatural laws because they're just that shitty

[-] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago

Actually the answer is yes, you mention ownership as a key thing for your logic. Hence ownership is transferred to owners, managers of managers, bosses of bosses, etc. Hence yes they would be allowed.

You however misunderstand the implications of vampires. Vampires are essentially a criticism of the old who have lived to long, grown withered and cold. Husks of man with no life or soul left to gleam joy.

However they still don the mask of man and must weave within society. They are bound to be polite as they are not to arouse alarm, the alarm will be the corpse they leave behind. The youth they have sapped and the decrepit infection he has implanted.

Come on man, seems like an obvious metaphor for old men being polite and exploiting young women for the sake of 'new blood' or allusions to virginity. The yes is not about ownership, it is about concent.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

If the owner isn't in the house, then they don't have any right to give permission.

Vampires don't care about mortal laws.

[-] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

So the who owns it? If you own a house, you are still owned by the government that leases you that land at tax deductions. Or would the bloodidst own it?

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