Post Your Favorite Biden Quotes (hexbear.net)

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Times have been dumb as hell and decades are happening each day. So let's all look back on Biden for a bit. Cause that guy was hilarious. Remember when his dogs went Maoist insurgent mode on multiple occasions?

'No offense to the Greeks, but she made the best rice pudding.' Is my personal fave.

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 76 points 1 week ago

There's too many to list honestly. Some of my favorites:

"We solve our differences at the battle box"
"At least three." When asked how many genders exist.
"You ever been to a caucus? No you haven't. You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier."
"I may be Irish but I'm not stupid."
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy." 2008 quote where he's talking about Obama
"The next president of the United States, Barack America." Also from 2008
That one time in 2008 he told Missouri state senator Chuck Graham to stand up to receive applause. Graham has been in a wheelchair since 1981.
That one time in 2022 where on-stage he asked if senator Jackie Walorski was in the room, except she had been dead for a month.
"Osama bin Laden is dead. General Motors is alive."

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

"At least three." When asked how many genders exist.

This is honestly one of the better answers a senile 80-year-old could give to that question.

[-] Aradino@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago

It's genuinely funny so he was almost definitely coached to answer that

[-] Tervell@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

"Osama bin Laden is dead. General Motors is alive."

Biden watched the Dune miniseries I see

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[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

At least three." When asked how many genders exist.

"Don't play games with me, kid."

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

The question came from a TPUSA kid trying to play games with him too. One of the only good moments of his entire career.

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Legitimately the best answer. Obviously only by accident but that was genuinely the best possible answer. I hate the dude but gotta give him props for that.