That reminds me of the one I wish were real, "America can be defined in a single word: afututuflalbala"
That one is real? That was the "in the foothills of afghanistan" clip, was that actually Ai and I got got? But it was years ago...
I want "Presinold Trunt" to be real so bad
He really had a way with words
"I kinda wish sometimes I was cognitively impaired"
There's too many to list honestly. Some of my favorites:
- "We solve our differences at the battle box"
- "At least three." When asked how many genders exist.
- "You ever been to a caucus? No you haven't. You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier."
- "I may be Irish but I'm not stupid."
- "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy." 2008 quote where he's talking about Obama
- "The next president of the United States, Barack America." Also from 2008
- That one time in 2008 he told Missouri state senator Chuck Graham to stand up to receive applause. Graham has been in a wheelchair since 1981.
- That one time in 2022 where on-stage he asked if senator Jackie Walorski was in the room, except she had been dead for a month.
- "Osama bin Laden is dead. General Motors is alive."
"At least three." When asked how many genders exist.
This is honestly one of the better answers a senile 80-year-old could give to that question.
It's genuinely funny so he was almost definitely coached to answer that
At least three." When asked how many genders exist.
"Don't play games with me, kid."
The question came from a TPUSA kid trying to play games with him too. One of the only good moments of his entire career.
Legitimately the best answer. Obviously only by accident but that was genuinely the best possible answer. I hate the dude but gotta give him props for that.
"Osama bin Laden is dead. General Motors is alive."
Biden watched the Dune miniseries I see
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids"
omg that is insane you won this thread, he literaly hesitated and realized it too.
"poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
woman claps
"shoot I meant asian kids too"
two more people clap
As a YT comment that was funny.
Ohhh great one!
Walking off the stage mid sentence is not a quote, but my god is it a Bidenism
And, by the way—
Look, we finally beat Medicare.
Biden is an Oracle of Delphi. We were not ready for the Malarkey..
"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing."
🥲
This is by far my favorite because it spawned a meme in my close friend group chat that we still reference today. We will regularly reaffirm our allegiance to The Thing.
"I got hairy legs that-that-that uh turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come into the pool and rub my leg down so that it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They'd look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I've loved kids jumping on my lap."
https://youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg (Starting at 6:40ish)
corn pop was a bad dude
It's still crazy to me that cornpop was real.
That whole clip is full of bangers.
"I'll never forget what he said, I learned a lot, and I mean - I mean it sincerly. He looked at me and said 'One honkey is just as bad as any other, I'll take whoever you send me'"
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"
This is the most charitable transcript of the speech and it's still bad lmao
It was posted elsewhere in the thread but here it is
Let me close with I've long said: America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Eysafut-himuhfutifut
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Nothing will fundamentally change
We bring social workers into homes and parents to help them deal with how to raise their children. It's not want they don't want to help. They don't — they don't know quite what to do. Play the radio, make sure the television — excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the, the — make sure that kids hear words.
Also Biden said this in response to a question about reparations for slavery
He also seemed to imply that underfunded public schools in majority black areas is the fault of the parents and should be solved by social workers going into their homes, telling them how to raise kids, and keeping the record player on at night
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Afhnfghthatn
"The truth and genius and virtue of Strom Thurmond is what I choose and we all choose to remember today."
the outburst that gave us this
When told by a constituent that he's too old to run for president:
“Look, the reason I’m running is because I’ve been around a long time and I know more than most people know and I can get things done. That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.”
'Listen Fat!' Also came from thar exchange.
Clap, you bastards
Hairy legs
chapotraphouse
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