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GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT
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The Brachinus crepitans, or bombardier beetle, measures just 2 cm but wields a powerful chemical defense. When threatened, it mixes hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide inside its abdomen, triggering an exothermic reaction that reaches 100 °C. It ejects bursts of corrosive benzoquinones at 500 pulses per second, burning and repelling predators. This precise, repeatable mechanism has inspired research into reigniting gas turbines in aircraft under extreme conditions as low as –50 °C. Its internal valve and chamber system is now studied in chemical engineering and advanced biomimicry.
If y'all have not seen The Oatmeal's bit that includes a great piece on the bombadeer beetle, it's a treat:
https://youtu.be/ZZ_BtZ-5O60
GOD made that butthole!
According to this theory, every action that I take in this body is a direct result of evolution; which: according to my research on humans . Is entirely correct.