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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 75 points 3 weeks ago

My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It's funny, their grades have gotten worse.

I only code with cocaine now, it's so much faster.

I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

...wait.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If there is one thing I'm angry about, it's that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.

I was born 1-10 decades too late.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

You can still do it, you just need to get famous first

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

And talented.

That’s an important factor in it.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?

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