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GWAR Concert Goes Viral After CEO of Tech Start Up Caught Having Affair on Analingus Cam (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago

GWAR? There is a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time...

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

It's the one band I've always wanted to see live and also not sure about seeing them live

[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

It's a blast, honestly. I mean, sometimes the blast is alien cum.

[-] zod000@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

I have seen Gwar live more than any other band (well over ten times), and it was always a good time. I haven't seen them since Oderus (Brockie) died though, but their new lead singer was the original Beefcake, so I'd still like to go again if I can.

[-] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

It was your fathers band, from a more civilized age

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

Just saw them open for static X or something last month. They had a great set, except Gor-Gor shit the bed instead of spewing the audience.

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Having been to see GWAR in the past, I'm not sure if I should read your last sentence as figurative or literal

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

They were touring in support of The Return of Gor-Gor, something went wrong with Gor-Gor, it made it out to the edge of stage, they brought a Bohab into stage to feed to Gor-Gor, but Gor-Gor sat there. So Blöthar had to kill them.

[-] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

As someone who has never heard of the band that sentence is just pure ramblings of a maniac and im all here for it

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

GWAR is a band of intergalactic outlaws of the planet Scumdogia, their late frontman, Oderus Urungus, was born from a mother that was a Petrie dish and a father that was a supercomputer. Oderus lead GWAR to seek refuge on Earth. They crash landed in Antarctica, where they still call home, however they are known to vacation in Rocking VA.

They now travel around the world playing music for lesser life forms. During their concerts they are known to bring various pop culture icons and political figures onto stage and behead, or otherwise execute them. In doing so they always endure the crowd is bathed in the blood of the sacrifice.

Since Oderus's death in 2014 GWAR has been lead by Blöthar the Berserker. This year has also seen the return of Oderus' pet dinosaur, Gor-Gor, who was born after its egg was injected with crack cocaine.