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Guys, I just thought of the funniest, most original way that we can totally own Xi Jinping and end the evil authoritarian CCP for good. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by ThisMachineKillsFascists@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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What if we, haha, (sorry this is too good so I keep laughing.) What if we compare Xi to a yellow bear?

And, get this, not just any yellow bear, we compare him Winnie the Pooh?

The CCP will never recover.

I am not racist him being yellow is just a coincidence, shut up.

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[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Apparently the correct method is to walk around a city collecting signatures. Idk if they intend to send the petition to the Australian government or maybe the CPC itself, but these little old ladies are always doing it in town

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

with a whole table of falun gong and shen yun posters lmao

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Idk if they actually do those shows here. Maybe in Sydney or Melbourne. I've never talked to one.

I should say I'm an anti CCP communist and wish they had real communism and see what they say.

[-] ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

I had a falun cringe guy tried to pawn me off leaflets about how china has killed tens of millions of people (in the last 20 years) and I just politely refused and told him I wasnt looking to sign up to a cult today

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

If do do any street trolling, I'll report back. Not sure I have the energy to tbh, but if it does happen...

[-] ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

id reccomend getting some of there material for some toilet paper/light reading, its genuinally batshit insane

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I would highly recommend the True Anon multi episode arc on FLG and Shen Yun, at the end they actually get a former employee of the Epoch Times to spill the beans on how batshit the operation is.

Episodes 283, 284, 286 and 288 (yeah they're non-consecutive episodes)

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

A friend of mine mentioned to me that a nice Chinese lady dropped by and asked if she could put up a poster to advertise a show in Sydney (this was ~300km west of Sydney), she said sure. I asked her to send me a photo of the poster. It was Shen Yun.