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Going down to the cringe store, you guys need anything? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by CloutAtlas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Gotta be quick though, they promote random customers into unpaid managers known as "mods" and 90% of the time they start power tripping within 5 minutes.

Also, most of the paid employees are based out of Eglin Air Force Base which is a really long commute to China every day, so they're all really grumpy.

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[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 59 points 1 day ago

This will get buried but, as a Redditor, can confirm. This. Literally this. I’ll probably get downvoted for this, but I was today’s years old when I learned that this made me spit my drink. Oh my sweet summer child, adulting is hard. Tell me you’re at the cringe store without telling me you’re at the cringe store. I came here to say this. Obligatory sexy time. Bold of you to assume I FTFY.

EDIT: THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!!