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ICE Agent Gets Wounded Veteran License Plates After His Feelings Are Hurt
(thehardtimes.net)
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His colleague, a Marine, was given a purple heart after tearing his rotator cuff while ~~throwing school children into a police van.~~ protecting federal agents (from having to throw school children into a police van).
The baseball park will be permanently closed so that a memorial can be erected to recognize and commemorate these heroes.