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The DC sandwich guy has been charged with felony assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off. (www.pbs.org)

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The criminal complaint says Dunn confessed to a DC police officer, “I did it. I threw a sandwich.”

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[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

A moment of silence for the sandwich lost that day

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago

The fallen... hero.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

kelly

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

apparently it was from a subway so it was barely edible and not legally bread in some places.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

not legally bread in some places.

~7% actual bread?

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I believe the sugar content classifies the bread as a pastry in some places.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

What could be better than water, flour, and... high-fructose corn syrup!

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I googled.

Water, Yeast, Sugar, Wheat Gluten, Canola Oil, Iodised Salt (Anti Caking Agent (551, 535)), Soy. Flour, Vegetable Emulsifiers (472e, 481, 471), Dextrose, ...

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

i remember it being in the news in the before times because ireland said something like that

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Sliced bread that you buy at the grocery store is full of sugar too. Not sure why people think the sugar in the bread is such a big thing. Sugar is also a preservative.