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What is the CHAARGE? THROWING A MEAL??? A SUCCULENT AMERICAN MEAL
What's the charge? Throwing a meal?
Edit: fr tho, if throwing a sandwich gets you felony assault, might as well make it a brick.
Get your hand off my hoagie!
Sir, a second sandwich has hit the CBP agent
shit man even $19.11 for two footlongs would be a decent deal now
What is the charge? Throwing a succulent sandwich meal?
Sean Charles Dunn, 37, of Washington, D.C., approached a group of U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents late Sunday, pointed a finger in an agent’s face and swore at him, calling him a “fascist,” a police affidavit says.
Where's the lie
Is fascist a swear word now?
Not sure about the US, but here in Denmark you can absolutely get fined for calling the cops fascist. It falls under the same law that protects traindrivers and social workers from being assaulted, because everybody knows that a cop wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying a gun is exactly as deserving of protection as a traindriver being attacked by football fans after their team lost and they drank 20 beers to cope.
That's wild, words are assault???
Three question marks to emphasize how wild it is
Seems like he said other stuff too.
is sandwich a swear word
Please. S*ndwich
they're going to eventually make even looking at them too intently a felony.
shits going to clog up the courts (but i guess they can just recruit national guard as judges or whatever)
becomes a pathway to disarm and render any resistance into a state-sanctioned underclass (unless you have wealth + connections obviously).
everything is already a felony anyway maybe it will be rendered meaningless. average reddit libs still think felons are only violentremoveds (papists) and murderers, maybe it will be a wake up call
shits going to clog up the courts (but i guess they can just recruit national guard as judges or whatever)
No prob. Trump can say it's an "emergency" and GOP SCOTUS will soon say Trump can use a brand new special court they designed just for him where anybody Trump wants can be a judge. Judge Kid Rock. Judge Ted Nugent. Etc.
ooo let's take it further and he just declares all democrats/non-whites/other marginalized group felons in a press conference! the Honorable Kid Rock can slam a gavel down, instantly sentencing millions, i mean fuck it why not
seriously though i think they are foaming at the mouth to find some pathway to this. within the next year they will find a reason to disarm only those that aren't supporters.
they'll need a trigger and it can't be a lone shooter, even if a leftist. it's going to be when a John Brown Gun Club militia or community defense actually outguns ICE and drives them off
Democrats
The White Hamas
my guy they are gonna abolish habeas corpus
They will destroy your life for even the smallest amount of resistance.
makes sense to go big or go home in that case. show them a real felony assault.
A moment of silence for the sandwich lost that day
The fallen... hero.
apparently it was from a subway so it was barely edible and not legally bread in some places.
not legally bread in some places.
~7% actual bread?
I believe the sugar content classifies the bread as a pastry in some places.
What could be better than water, flour, and... high-fructose corn syrup!
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Ninja edit
I googled.
Water, Yeast, Sugar, Wheat Gluten, Canola Oil, Iodised Salt (Anti Caking Agent (551, 535)), Soy. Flour, Vegetable Emulsifiers (472e, 481, 471), Dextrose, ...
i remember it being in the news in the before times because ireland said something like that
Sliced bread that you buy at the grocery store is full of sugar too. Not sure why people think the sugar in the bread is such a big thing. Sugar is also a preservative.
Probably just because you can say, some places don’t even consider it bread.
he was trying to poison that cop
IYKYK
Sandvich make me strong 
If you told a chud this story but instead the person the sandwich was thrown against was a "woke activist college student" and the thrower was some middling reactionary like Bill Maher they'd be aghast at the abuse of law and make fun of them for being so thin-skinned as to feel feloniously assaulted by a sandwich. They'd go on a long rant about how back in their day fighting, punches, people were tougher, yada, yada.
They'd go on a long rant about how back in their day fighting, punches, people were tougher, yada, yada.
Best part about that story is it's made up. I can, with probably 99% certainty guarantee that the person telling that story has never even been in a fight, never had a bloody nose, never been knocked out, never had a knife pulled on them, never been almost stabbed, never had to pull a gun on somebody, etc.
If fed-boi wanted to show legitimacy, show they weren't just a fascist oppression force, he should have taken that sammy to the vest without even flinching. He didn't though. That says everything I needed to hear. "Felony 'assault' with a sandwich." Cool. Biggest bunch of weaklings I've ever even imagined.
Yeah that sandwich might have had a knife or acid in it!
might
should
Big strong tough ice gestapo ready to bust the heads of any hardened ms-13 gang members trying to kill white people.
[someone throws a deli sandwich]
MODS MODS MODS MODS!
when you put chili oil on your sub
Your honor - since the attack I can't even think of luncheon meats or my ptsd acts up. Tomatoes and lettuce too.
Laced with fentanyl
That pigs blood pressure was so high, any additional nitrates could have killed him!
So it's a crime to get hit by a sandwich? If that the case, might as well [transcript omitted]
Bravest cop supersoldiers vs. one samdwich
Real soup for my family hours
More proof that all cops are cowards.
Could have fed them heroic lithium doses 
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