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New survey finds the safest place to live is on the Epstein list
(newsthump.com)
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He died for the sins of all those on his list.
Does that make him sex offender Jesus?
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Saint of rapists and pedophiles. Or demon of? Even baddies need their guardians.