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[-] Kaigyo@lemmy.world 97 points 3 months ago
[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!

[-] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Or she has another girl secret.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Nah, that motherfucker let out even more secrets. And she told me!

One time I fingered her a bit, but my hands up and head her head to kiss her. Laughing her ass off again!

"You're just checking if it's safe to go down there!"

Her ex was a traitor to all mankind.

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

But my hands up and head her head to kiss her.

Wat

[-] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You mean you don't know the classic hands up and head her head to kiss her move?

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

"you forgot the R, you halfwit!"

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

Ok I’m gonna try hiragana and katakana one day…

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago

Remember though, capital letters. Don't dot the i.

[-] chuymatt@startrek.website 17 points 3 months ago

Jeremy Bearimy?

[-] sausager@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Lowercase j takes you down to the taint

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I've been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It's surprisingly challenging.

I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago
[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 5 points 3 months ago

I can't help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.

this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2025
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