My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.

my dumbass trying to figure out why you'd want to rotate your house slippers:

(this is why I'm single isn't it)

Step 1: inspect

Step 2: push hood up

Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees

Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.

The real cheat sheet:

I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.

All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.

Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.

I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass

Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!

Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well

What a strange diagram of some slippers.

But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.

I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵‍💫

What am I looking at?

She still does not like it.

Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.

I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.

Explain