At 2 pm tomorrow Trump is making an unspecified Oval Office announcement. [The tweet is by the "senior legal affairs reporter for @POLITICO".] (xcancel.com)

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[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago

“I regret to announce that I have died”

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

"many people say, you can't take a shit that big! They come to me and say, there's no way you can shit out your doodoo ass so much and do powerfully, very strong turds, great turds folks. Sad day for America, because I, Donald J Trump, President of America, have shit myself to death. Thank you for your attention to this matter."