At 2 pm tomorrow Trump is making an unspecified Oval Office announcement. [The tweet is by the "senior legal affairs reporter for @POLITICO".] (xcancel.com)

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[-] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Hello. Hello everyone. Can somebody call me an ambulance because I'm in trouble. Time is moving really, really slowly and everything is flat. I need you to call me an ambulance, or failing that my mummy. I really want my mummy because I'm not being dramatic, I think I might be dead. Is that clear, Mummy or Ambulance?