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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Did he smash open an oil drum and this cold cut spilled out like a beat 'em up?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

All beat em ups take place in a world where food is delivered in an oil drum. You're just stealing people's door dash orders.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

That actually tracks, also for transporting gems and money too.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Sometimes things come in wooden crates. Cardboard boxes seem to be exclusively for pizza.

Wait...

That's why everyone is so buff and also so angry all the time!

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

He did a pile driver on it

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Frumpier Haggar from Final Fight.

[-] Lavender@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Haggar is a good politician tho

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

They were out of wall chicken.

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