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[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Sweetie, look at this household discretionary budget for last quarter. Your blueberry requests are creating untenable expenditures for the firm. You need to cut back or we may have to consider a legal intervention to reduce access to spending. As my daughter you are a fiduciary and have an obligation to keep us profitable."

[-] blunder@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Blueberries $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my father has been killed

[-] MaghrebiLenin@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Marx really spent 3 whole volumes yapping about the cost of a good coat and never mentioned blueberries once.

[-] context@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

well sure, i can buy a good coat for a week's wage, but around here organic blueberries cost an arm and a leg

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

no, the arm and leg were fine, it was just the neck

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