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[-] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

What mother fucking year is it?!?!?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

2025 .... we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We are still fighting a war that started in 1861...

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Had grant and Sherman kept going... Shut up, don't judge me for what I jerk off to.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.

it wasn't against the fascists, the germans just tried to invade outside of their accepted sphere of influence.

If it was against the fascists, they would have cracked down on Franco and Salazar and the rest as well.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The year? Oh it's 6363. No. That's not right. It's 1843. No. That's not it.

........would you believe it's actually the entire timeline that's fucked? Every year is fucked!

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Definitely not 1995. We didn’t sport hitler mustaches then for some reason.

[-] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

one brief incident in '94 notwithstanding

[-] nmhforlife@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I remember Michael Jordan did for a minute.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago
[-] nmhforlife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I am so smart, I am so smart. S M R T.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Michael Jordan is an asshole though

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"I am sick of these motherfucking Nazis in their undies, on this motherfucking plane!"

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