He's just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it's waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do -- get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.
100% this.
It's such a well established business model now.
Stimulate outrage amongst sane normal people. Free publicity. Engage with assholes who will buy your snake oil.
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
He should work on the "silent" part first.
I’d like to see him draining septic tanks. With a teaspoon. While wearing that stupid little mustache.
Used Mercedes dealership
Selling Thundercougarfalconbirds
Wait am I not supposed to want to sell Thundercougarfalcon birds? I mean there is so much eagle those. And malfunctioning Eddie seems like a cool boss.
Or maybe my life is going worse then I thought…
No cat food for Bictor tonight!
No, that's the Beta Romeo. Not as much eagle in the Thundercougarfalconbird.
Office furniture and vacuum repair
I've never supported Hitler
Guy wearing a Hitler 'stache as a "social experiment."
"We're all trying to find the guy who supports Hitler"
"You literally have a Hitler mustache!"
"So does that guy!" points at Charlie Chaplain
"No I do-Oh no..."
I read somewhere that Hitler grew a "Charlie Chaplin" mustache because he was a big fan
It was called the Chaplin before Hitler grew one. Hitler grew it to help soften his public image. He was known to be a big fan of American movies. And had them imported during WWII for private screenings, even though it was illegal in the rest of Nazi Germany.
'It had a wild effect on women'
They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.
I wish this was an Onion article 🤦
We're tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler
says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.
You know he wanted to add "like it's a bad thing" to the end of that sentence.
Don't feed the trolls.
This is all dog with whistle on top.
It's the same thing as the Elon Nazi salute or speech Stephen Miller just gave echoing Goebbels.
It's explicitly showing support for Nazis with a thin veil of "no u" on top for those who will take an excuse.
If Adolf Hitler himself appeared today and shouted some furious hours-long speech about the superiority of the Aryan race at an assembly of tens of thousands of uniformed goose-stepping thugs, people would be asking, "was that a dogwhistle?"
I'm just waiting for them to do some like, DEFINITELY Nazi stuff before I condemn them and take action. You know stuff like shoving minorities in camps, or plainclothed thugs grabbing people from the street, or military deployed domestically, or maybe like a Wessel-esque state funeral, or declaring the opposition terrorists and arresting them. Idk the stuff so far could just be coincidence.
I'm still pissed that info wars is not the onion. And now he's trying to rock hitler? The fuck.
info wars posts in this community makes it double meaning
What mother fucking year is it?!?!?
2025 .... we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.
So the tan suit wass also intentional? Right? Like he's trying to look like Hitler.
Hitler would have thrown him in the gas chambers to strengthen the gene pool.
He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.
If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.
Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are "melting" and "going wild" for him.
Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!
What a stupid world.
This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I'm shaving off the winter beard ... I'll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife..... However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I'd hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.
I was having trouble imagining someone less sexually attractive than Alex Jones, but Alex Jones with a Hitler moustache may actually win. Or maybe covering any part of his face makes him look better, and he should just grow all the facial hair and also wear sunglasses.
Larry Ellison. Ted Cruz. Donald Trump. Rupert Murdoch. Rudy Giuliani.
It’s an extremely low bar, to be fair.
Ugh. I'm not even going to try to rank them. Ugly on the inside, and on the outside, all of them.
In a week is he going to say it's a Chaplin mustache? Right after playing Hitler videos of course.
Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn't he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?
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