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[Jenny Gorelick] Co-Stars (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sex is not a team sport for most people. Just sayin'.

[-] Bassman27@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

So your partner is the opposition in a 1 on 1 scenario?

[-] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fuck yeah and I break their ankles and dunk on them every time

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

It's only ranked competitive sex for me. You casuals wouldn't understand.

Most of the women I've met treat sex like golf, where a man is the golfer and a woman is the course. Her job is to hold perfectly still while he does all the trying.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

It certainly should be. Anyone who thinks of sex as not a team sport is just setting themselves up for mediocre experiences

[-] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

No way I love being hypercompetitive. It's the one time I do better than my wife. I'm like oh you gave me one orgasm? That's cute enjoy your five

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