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[-] chisel@piefed.social 139 points 1 month ago

Huh, TIL

https://www.kqed.org/science/1446777/everything-you-never-wanted-to-know-about-snail-sex

When snails copulate, two penises enter two vaginal tracts. Both snails in a pairing transfer sperm, but whichever snail got in the best shot with the dart has a better chance of ultimately fertilizing eggs.

First they stab eachother. The better the stab, the more effective the stabber's sperm will be. Then they exchange fluids. Then they settle down, buy a minivan, and waste away in an office until they die.

[-] notabot@piefed.social 68 points 1 month ago

They're snails, they are the minivans.

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

It's 2025. Even snails are renting their homes these days.

[-] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Unless they're.. (pause) .. disco snails! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ•บ

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Between that and their anus being on their forehead you have to realize that if there is intelligent design he's an evil fucker

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like they were designed by a Spore player. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

its like flatworms, they do the same. i think earthworms and relatives are more mutual, they fertilize each other at the same time without fighting.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

If you fertilize mine I'll fertilize yours, baby.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

When snails copulate, two penises enter two vaginal tracts.

That reminds me of this sweet old love song by an old cowboy band.

[Outro]
Criticize what you wreck
We're fucking you back
Fucking you back

this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2025
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