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[-] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

i'll hire you for a grifting startup. we don't even need a service or product, just words on the wind.

can you do this expression while pacing around a stage as ambient music plays gendo-tent

[-] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

God is in his heaven, all is right with the world, but we sure could use more electrons down here!

Lmao this made me realize that modern Genji would be hilarious- pitching the EVA program to politicians who have no idea what he’s talking about, only to have his funding pulled for [austerity, because he has a beard, hiring woke DEI scientists and security (read ‘women’), etc/latest fad]. Not the child labor - which NERV receives a tax break for - and don’t worry about their mental state, they have an employee assistance hotline they can call in the event of an existential crisis. Ultimately the NERV contract goes to a suspiciously well-connected son in law, who promises to “add more electrons to the primordial soup” to “boost synchronicity”; and recommends that the angels be used offensively to secure more oil.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I would do hands clasped behind my back, which is held remarkably straight. And I'd go for some brooding modern chamber or dark post-rock.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

ah, the classic poignant "doodly doodly deedly deedly" soundtrack that means this is cutting edge stuff

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