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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Elom Musk once built a car so dangerous even he wouldn't drive it. Hed make a computer do it instead

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Imma just edit Chuck Norris jokes.

In the beginning there was nothing and Elon Musk still managed to blow that up

Elom Musk once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke (chuck Norris version has 'the speed of light at the end of the sentence)

Whenever you ask Elmon Musk what time it is he repeats 'time for you to get a watch until you either buy a watch from him that will explode or pretend to laugh

Elmo Musk doesnt strike gold, gold is a by-product of how hot his batteries burn

Elon Musk is able to get stuck in revolving doors

Elom Musk won an arm wrestling tournament with both his opponents arms tied behind his back

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Elon Musk hand built every Tesla Cybertruck.

Elon Musk founded every successful company he bought.

Elom Musk once built a car so dangerous even he wouldn't drive it. Hed make a computer do it instead

He did send a car into space and made a computer launch it for him...

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

When Elon Musk does pushing its easier because the plaent earth is trying to reject him

*When Elon Musk goes into eater he doesn't get wet, the water gets contaminated *

*Rlon Musk once played Russian roulette with a fully unloaded revolver and won *

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