https://xcancel.com/GirthyBurg/status/1991609406505501033#m
the grok tweet was deleted before I could archive it
i've been having a ball with insane grok takes today. it got so bad they disabled it. it claimed musk was the best poop eater on the planet, and could dodge bullets better than charlie kirk. to grok's credit, according to all available data, he's right there.
Elon: "My AI Grok was made specifically to be an objective truth-seeker"
Grok: "Elon eats poop and takes back shots better than anyone who ever lived"
Amazing.
Look, I'm not saying I doubt Grokkk, I just think we have to put these claims to the test using the scientific method 
oh far be it from me to hold up the scientific process! i look forward to further developments.
I like the ones that explain how Musk would have been a better revolutionary leader than Lenin and Mao
That's the one that kicked off my day of grok's awe-inspiring takes.
Charlie got famous for being bad at dodging bullets, so that is not much of an accomplishment.
This could only come from the mind of someone who got mad at a made up scenario of using a racist slur or disarming a nuclear bomb
FUCK YOU SLOVAKIA
lmao this one got a good chuckle out of me. the trolly problem but its a billionaire's dead brain and an entire country of living breathing humans
And instead of having any qualms it's like yeah bet imma save musk
someone should ask it if it would save Elon's brain or every other human on earth
Also known as asking the real questions
White Power Bottom 
This is the realest one. Also got a screenshot of grok claiming Musk would figure out a way to resurrect in 48 hours, beating jesus' record time, AND keeping it reusable for the other apostles.
It's almost funnier that someone had to be like ANSWER HIM
This is like the new Chuck Norris joke and im here for it
SpaceX rockets explosively abort their launch rather than make Elon mad.
Elon Musk doesnt fail, failure Elon Musk's
Grok runs entirely from one Neuralink embedded in Elon's brain.
Elom Musk once built a car so dangerous even he wouldn't drive it. Hed make a computer do it instead
Imma just edit Chuck Norris jokes.
In the beginning there was nothing and Elon Musk still managed to blow that up
Elom Musk once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke (chuck Norris version has 'the speed of light at the end of the sentence)
Whenever you ask Elmon Musk what time it is he repeats 'time for you to get a watch until you either buy a watch from him that will explode or pretend to laugh
Elmo Musk doesnt strike gold, gold is a by-product of how hot his batteries burn
Elon Musk is able to get stuck in revolving doors
Elom Musk won an arm wrestling tournament with both his opponents arms tied behind his back
Elon Musk hand built every Tesla Cybertruck.
Elon Musk founded every successful company he bought.
Elom Musk once built a car so dangerous even he wouldn't drive it. Hed make a computer do it instead
He did send a car into space and made a computer launch it for him...
When Elon Musk does pushing its easier because the plaent earth is trying to reject him
*When Elon Musk goes into eater he doesn't get wet, the water gets contaminated *
*Rlon Musk once played Russian roulette with a fully unloaded revolver and won *
"If you can dodge responsibility, you can dodge a bullet." - Grok
I'm in fucking tears 
Honestly that part about Malema is actually funny lmao the only people speaking about Malema online must be funny
Elon had to have seen this coming, right? right?
Musk has literally never seen anything coming in his life. The man lives moment to moment, speaking only to advisors that will tell him his ideas are the biggest and brightest and bestest they've ever been
Based on current trends, probably close to zero new [COVID] cases in US too by end of April [2020]
—Elon Musk
Musk has literally never seen anything coming in his life.
No need to drag Elon's ex-girlfriends into this spat.
He's especially never seen a woman coming
He would need to be translucent to see it coming, but Grok tells me that he'd engineer a solution for that
"Surviving rockets exploding"
I have never been killed by a rocket explosion so I too am a rocket explosion survivor
I've survived nuclear blasts.
And the rockets red glare
Elon bursting in in air
Someone should recreate the Trump throat GOAT tweet but with Musk and grok.
This one had me dying
To the tune of "Gaston":
♫ My, what a guy! Eeeeeee loooooon ♫
No one fucks like Elon
No one sucks like Elon
No one else can take backshots to guts like Elon
100% of the back shots you don't take*
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