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[-] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago

No no, that's an organelle. An orgasm is the best or most advantageous, with the greatest amount possible

[-] JellyKinder@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago

No, that's optimum. An Orgasm is functioning in an orderly way or according to a plan.

[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 48 points 5 months ago

No, i think that's organized. An orgasm is a species of New World marsupials that plays dead in case of danger.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 months ago

No, that's an opossum. An orgasm is a formal speech given at a formal occasion.

[-] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You're thinking of an oration. An orgasm is a mythical ancient metal described as a golden-yellow alloy that somewhat resembled brass.

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago

Nah, you’re thinking of orichalcum, an orgasm is the philosophical position that states that the universe and its various parts ought to be considered alive and naturally ordered

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

I’m sorry, but that’s organicism. Orgasm is a function describing the location and wave-like behavior of an electron in an atom.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

Ah, close but that's actually Oscillation. Orgasm is when you juxtapose two concepts with opposite meanings in one word or phrase, often for humor..

[-] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 14 points 5 months ago

Oh, but that's an oxymoron! You're thinking of a chemical process where a substance loses electrons.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

No, you're thinking of oxidation
Orgasm is a citrus fruit, which is the hybrid of the Pomelo and the Mandarin, and has a colour of the same name.

[-] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

no you are thinking of oranges.

an orgasm is someone who dedicates their life to the study of booby. brown booby, peruvian booby, and even abbott's booby.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

No, that's an ornithologist.

An orgasm is the term used to refer to relative positions in a set.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

No no, that's an ornithologist. An orgasm is when a crowd of people applaud vigorously.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, that's it! Thanks!

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