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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 87 points 5 months ago

No, oregano is an herb commonly used in Italian and Greek cuisine. Orgasm is the west-coast US state located between Washington and California.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 74 points 5 months ago

That's Oregon. An orgasm is the stuff inside your body like your heart, liver, kidneys, etc.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 66 points 5 months ago

no no no, those are organs. You're thinking of an instrument similar to a piano but makes sound by forcing air through pipes.

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 67 points 5 months ago

That's an organ. An Orgasm is individual form of life, such as a bacterium, protist, fungus, plant, or animal, composed of a single cell or a complex of cells.

[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 63 points 5 months ago

Hang on, that's an organism. An orgasm is a membrane bound compartment found within cells.

[-] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago

No no, that's an organelle. An orgasm is the best or most advantageous, with the greatest amount possible

[-] JellyKinder@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago

No, that's optimum. An Orgasm is functioning in an orderly way or according to a plan.

[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 48 points 5 months ago

No, i think that's organized. An orgasm is a species of New World marsupials that plays dead in case of danger.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 months ago

No, that's an opossum. An orgasm is a formal speech given at a formal occasion.

[-] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You're thinking of an oration. An orgasm is a mythical ancient metal described as a golden-yellow alloy that somewhat resembled brass.

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago

Nah, you’re thinking of orichalcum, an orgasm is the philosophical position that states that the universe and its various parts ought to be considered alive and naturally ordered

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

I’m sorry, but that’s organicism. Orgasm is a function describing the location and wave-like behavior of an electron in an atom.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

Ah, close but that's actually Oscillation. Orgasm is when you juxtapose two concepts with opposite meanings in one word or phrase, often for humor..

[-] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 14 points 5 months ago

Oh, but that's an oxymoron! You're thinking of a chemical process where a substance loses electrons.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

No, you're thinking of oxidation
Orgasm is a citrus fruit, which is the hybrid of the Pomelo and the Mandarin, and has a colour of the same name.

[-] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

no you are thinking of oranges.

an orgasm is someone who dedicates their life to the study of booby. brown booby, peruvian booby, and even abbott's booby.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

No, that's an ornithologist.

An orgasm is the term used to refer to relative positions in a set.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

No no, that's an ornithologist. An orgasm is when a crowd of people applaud vigorously.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, that's it! Thanks!

What?

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 5 months ago

No you're thinking about Oregon. Orgasim is the process where water can pass through a membrane if there is a pressure difference.

[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 39 points 5 months ago

No no, that's osmosis. Orgasm is is a form of Western theatre in which music is a fundamental component and dramatic roles are taken by singers.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 months ago

You're thinking of opera. Orgasm is the involuntary twitching of a muscle

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 months ago

No, you're thinking of a spasm. An orgasm is another name for any living thing that acts as an individual.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

No, you're thinking of organism.
An orgasm is a group of people who work together in an organized way for a shared purpose, from which the .org domain derives it's name.

[-] mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

No you're thinking of organization, orgasm is what I give your mother.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

So like crabs?

[-] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago

Im going to make you origami so hard!

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Fold me, senpai!

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

None of those guys have had an orchestral thought in their life.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 12 points 5 months ago

No Oregano is when you cum like a volcano.

[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago

How can I upvote all of these comments in a one click?

[-] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Send bitencoin.

[-] stray@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

She wants you to link the source.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

It's Crane time.

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