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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago

How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago

-a person terrified of butterflies

-covered themselves in fruit juice??

-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over

-became the butterfly god

I've seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed

[-] Rolder@reddthat.com 38 points 2 months ago

Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway

[-] fullsquare@awful.systems 32 points 2 months ago

some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When they text you "I'm on my way" and ignore your: please don'ts

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago

That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.

[-] oascany@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"they wouldn't stop showing up" so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Not everyone remembers to turn off "share my location with Instagram friends".

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

People share their location to Zuckerberg?

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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