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I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.
And they'll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.
Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.
Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.
Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.
Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.
Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don't be greedy.
It didn't say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn't actually speak Cantonese but only understands it.
His barks are the equivalent of the barks of a actual dog in Cantonese speaking regions.
Speaks Cantonese, but the "dog accent" is so thick that nobody can understand
Spawn camping
get an apartment closest to the teleport place, travelling is now cheaper as you never have to worry about the way back.
The teleport place is Tirana, Albania. Nobody said the same spot in Tirana, Albania every time. Your real estate investment was rash and very rarely saves you time. But it does increase in value a tiny bit, so eh you're fine.
still useful for international travel, no need to get a return ticket.
You wouldn't need a parachute to go skydiving either. Just teleport yourself before you hit the ground.
Unless your momentum doesn't reset.
I think they'd catch on to me after I got flagged 5 times in one year leaving Albania with no record of entering the country in between.