"Successfully replicated the findings of Miller, et al, 1962 that dropping the test tube on the way to the spectroscopy machine makes the custodial staff annoyed with you"

Solving the replication crisis, one untied shoelace at a time!

"Decontaminated vacuum chamber to prevent future false positives"

"Glassware temperature limits tested and confirmed"

🤣🤣 The process is going to have inefficiencies

We live in an inherently lossy universe. We can do our best, but entropy comes for us all.

Denovo Techniques in Waste Generation and Cost Overruns: A Look Into the Walrus-Dragon Lab Methodology

"I forgot to add the sample and lyophilized pure water for 40 hours."

"Someone deviated from the SOP while doing dishes and now there is unidentified black material in my sample."

"I accidentally dropped and broke a vial, losing several weeks worth of work done by myself and others. Recovery and repurification was not possible."

"My boss changed their mind partway through the study, so it was abandoned."