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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

Let it be a serious medical issue timmy-pray

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

arrhythmia is an electrical issue 👁️

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Be still my beating heart

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

The Masters of Hellworld will probably prolong his life so he makes it to 100. But even they must also yield to the Grim Reaper. C'mon Grimmy - step up.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

I wonder how they’ll weekend at Bernie’s Trump when he finally does croak

[-] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

His lifeless desiccated corpse on a throne like in 40k.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

You can't just wish Trump into becoming the god-emperor by constantly repeating that he is the god-emperor and depicting him as such over and over again until enough people believe in it that eventually it brings it about in reality. That only works in the 40k universe. Unless...

Oh shit

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

WUT DOES YA MEAN, YA KANT WISH TINGS INTO REAL? DAT STUPID TALK, YA GIT!

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

He pooped pant. He said sorry 😔

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