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[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 42 points 19 hours ago

TFW you live in a galaxy-spanning super civilization but your planet is dying because its ID in the central database has a UUID collision with another planet 80000 light years away.

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago

How difficult would it be for every single thing that can be cataloged and named in the known universe to have a sufficiently unique UUID?

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 7 points 16 hours ago

IDK, it's fun to think about because maybe the 128 bit UUID is still being used due to 40k-like levels of technical debt, and also weird edge cases that cause ID explosion. Like maybe the 4000 year old spec says we need to track micrometeoroids too, sorry.

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