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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 149 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's a trick. The jaguars killed Sebastián and used his phone to lure in more prey.

(Edit: As someone who's contacted experts for research to improve Wikipedia, they've all seemed really happy that someone was interested enough in their subject to ask. If you have a question you've tried and failed to find an answer for, the worst they can ever do is say "no" or not reply. Try it sometime!)

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago
[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago
[-] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 months ago
[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago
[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Jaguars are the leading cause of male-pattern baldness.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago

I thought that was the opposite, you get the baldness first, then you buy a Jaaaaaaaag

[-] night_petal@piefed.social 9 points 3 months ago

Jaguars prefer bubblegum flavored toothpaste.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Big Jaguar has cornered the bubblegum toothpaste market, increasing male pattern baldness. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

How long do I get to pet the Jaguar before it kills me?

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Can you, see it? The Jaguar?
(Can you tell me what it means)
Explain these visions and metaphors
(Expressions keep questioning me)

[-] comfy@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Yep, I've also gotten responses pretty reliably from professional artists, including those I'd assumed would be far too busy to answer (including the directors and writers of famous tv shows).

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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