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[-] callyral@pawb.social 191 points 3 weeks ago

This is actually really helpful it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil and that's pretty helpful because it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil

[-] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 91 points 3 weeks ago

I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 weeks ago

It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Not my pocket penis!

[-] whiskybourbon@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

One of those detachable penises eh?

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

No way, the new one with the vibration function?

I'm jealous.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno... I LIKE having a detachable penis.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?

[-] Juice@midwest.social 35 points 3 weeks ago

I was skeptical, but when i wrapped my own keyfob in aluminum foil, I discovered that not only was my keyfob wrapped in aluminum foil, but also there was a wrapping of foiled aluminum on my keyfob! Total success!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

I do it with everything now, even potatoes.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 10 points 3 weeks ago

Perfect for microwaving them to make a 1-day blinding stew

[-] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

A little aluminum foil, a little keyfob, you could get a stew going!

[-] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Potatoes are such a good idea because you wrap them in aluminum foil, cook em. And then the foil like qualities of the aluminum pass into the potato so I eat all the white stuff leaving potato foil, so one can actually take the aluminum foil I cooked the potato in, make it into a ball, place it inside the potato foil, and then wrap the whole thing in aluminum foil making an aluminum foil potato wrapped in potato foil wrapped in aluminum foil!

Now you know what to make cherished loved ones for presents

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Potatoes with shallots, lemon, and garlic wrapped in foil make all the dudes say hell yeah

[-] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Either I have covid brain fog, or pseudo dementia induced by depression, or both. I really was so thrown off.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago
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