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[-] callyral@pawb.social 149 points 21 hours ago

This is actually really helpful it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil and that's pretty helpful because it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil

[-] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Either I have covid brain fog, or pseudo dementia induced by depression, or both. I really was so thrown off.

[-] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 72 points 20 hours ago

I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 25 points 20 hours ago

It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?

[-] whiskybourbon@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

One of those detachable penises eh?

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 11 hours ago

No way, the new one with the vibration function?

I'm jealous.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Not my pocket penis!

[-] Juice@midwest.social 29 points 20 hours ago

I was skeptical, but when i wrapped my own keyfob in aluminum foil, I discovered that not only was my keyfob wrapped in aluminum foil, but also there was a wrapping of foiled aluminum on my keyfob! Total success!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago

I do it with everything now, even potatoes.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 10 points 20 hours ago

Perfect for microwaving them to make a 1-day blinding stew

[-] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 19 hours ago

A little aluminum foil, a little keyfob, you could get a stew going!

[-] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Potatoes are such a good idea because you wrap them in aluminum foil, cook em. And then the foil like qualities of the aluminum pass into the potato so I eat all the white stuff leaving potato foil, so one can actually take the aluminum foil I cooked the potato in, make it into a ball, place it inside the potato foil, and then wrap the whole thing in aluminum foil making an aluminum foil potato wrapped in potato foil wrapped in aluminum foil!

Now you know what to make cherished loved ones for presents

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Potatoes with shallots, lemon, and garlic wrapped in foil make all the dudes say hell yeah

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