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When the Smile Demon comes for you, what will you do? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I will not play His games. I will choose the joyless death. I will not win five MILLION dollars.

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[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

5 ... 5 million treasures?!

Surely they must be low grade trash ...

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Smile Demon's treasures are in the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLLLLLDDDDDDD RECORDS for the MOST AMOUNT of TREASURE in a VAST AND ANCIENT TEMPLE beneath the EARTH. WOW!

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