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I will not play His games. I will choose the joyless death. I will not win five MILLION dollars.

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[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Kill on sight. Jail couldn’t be worse than whatever he has in store for me

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

The Smile Demon offers you great treasure if you complete a great challenge.

[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

What realm is the treasure? This humble junior of the nascent soul realm. Any treasures of a lower realm are ... suboptimal. Any treasures of a higher realm could not be wielded.

But perhaps if I was offered a soul severing realm treasure I could give it to the sect master in exchange for many contribution points and then senior brother would notice me crush

For that, I'm willing to play the smile demon's games

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

The Smile Demon's treasure resides in Chase Bank. If you win His game, you will receive five MILLION treasures.

[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

5 ... 5 million treasures?!

Surely they must be low grade trash ...

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Smile Demon's treasures are in the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLLLLLDDDDDDD RECORDS for the MOST AMOUNT of TREASURE in a VAST AND ANCIENT TEMPLE beneath the EARTH. WOW!

[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I forgot i wasn't on r/martialmemes but immediately went into that mode as soon as I saw the word "treasure" ...

doggirl-shock

[-] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

no jury would convict me

[-] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

He was more honest before his rebrand.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

The Smile Demon tells no lies for he knows no truths, only winners and losers.

[-] Elysia@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Guys, today's challenge is going to take place in an entire nation of lost souls, the fourth circle of hell. And with me is our special guest, Plutus, eternal guardian of hoarders and spendthrifts. Can you introduce today's sponsor, Plutus?"

"Pape Satàn, pape Satàn aleppe!"

one of MrBeast's sidekicks does a silly face into the camera

[-] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

GREED /// SECOND

GOD DAMN THE SUN

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not only is he the antichrist but his bars encourage you to "FEAST" on the tortured souls that collected the chocolate

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

We are cows being fed His grain. The Hour of Smiles grows near.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Im gonna defeat him 1v1 and eat his heart and thus absorb his demonic powers.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

He seems incapable of having a normal facial expression.

Btw, "Smile Demon" is hilarious

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2026
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