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Keeping it classy for my 1000th post
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What is this Miracle whip?
It's a mayo substitute that delis use for tuna and chicken salad. It is actually labelled "salad dressing" because of this use.
Mayo has a notoriously short life out of refrigeration before it becomes literally deadly. People die at summer picnics and family reunions every year from food-poisoning from spoiled potato salad and such. So delis use it because they can make up a giant batch in the morning, and keep it on display in the deli case under moderate refrigeration all day, without it going bad, and murdering their customers, which is so bad for business.
Unfortunately, it also has an unpleasant metallic taste that some people can ignore. I can't, any more than I can ignore the taste of Diet Coke.
Care to provide any obits or articles about deadly mayo picnics? Cause that's blatantly a lie or, more generously, an amazingly out of touch view on whipped oil.
I'm an old guy, and I've seen many examples in the news over the years. I remember a big one from the 80s or 90s when about 9 people from a single family died when the egg salad went bad at a family reunion.
I read that modern commercial mayo isn't what cause the food-poisoning because it tend to contain vinegar and such, but whenever there is an outbreak from a picnic, it's ALWAYS the food with the mayo.
I've read numerous similar stories over the years, did a basic Google search, and got this AI blurb: