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Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.
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this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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Fetlife probably a little more reliable
I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.
I've had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I've found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone's unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn't think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)
My problem is the straight men who put that they are open to dating trans men and swipe on me. Usually something like “women and trans men” in their profile.
If you want to date a man, you are not a straight men. You are bi or gay. Trans men are not here for your tomboy fetish.
Oof, yeah, that's gross as hell. I imagine that must make the already pretty demoralising experience of online dating even worse. Guys like this get super defensive if you call them out on this transphobic bullshit too.
Not to be confused with Feeel, which is a fitness app
And if you do confuse them…
“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”
True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
Woah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth
When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
Ha. That's adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you've-got-planned!
Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don't ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I'd just be like "yep this is it."
I don't recommend Craigslist ended in the hospital after hooking up from that sight.
Worth it?
Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that's how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.
So you got an infection from shaving, nicking yourself, and getting horseshit on it... the craigslist hookup was merely adjacent to the thing that landed you in the hospital.
Your original comment made it sound like you got catphished and beaten...
Yeah well I wouldn't have had that happen if I didn't hook up with someone on Craigslist. Wasn't even that great of sex.
You could've met them at the library and the result would've been the same if they asked you to shave. Doesn't matter how the sex was.
don't be too hard on them. they're so dumb they got horseshit on their open festering wound of a dick and can't understand why it's not anyone's fault but their own.
dude probably votes republican.
One never got near my dick, two don't anyone especially her. Third I fucking socialist, I am closer to be a communist then ever being a Republican. So fuck off asshole.
I mean, brother. Your story is confusing.
This is what I'm reading and please don't get mad at me
It's kinda confusing as to what happened to you my friend. Maybe try reexplaining it?
I then got told I had MARSA which I got from her, apparently she had it and now any pimple can get out of hand and I could get a bad infection and end back in the hospital. But the bite or whatever was not near where I shaved. And I did wash after but I use neosporin, not alcohol. But not sure that would of made a difference.
I mean...that doesn't sound like a Craigslist problem... that sounds like a you problem.
Poor spiders always getting blamed for staph infections.