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I mean going to the moon in more ways than one am I right boys, gals and enbies to-the-moon

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 81 points 2 days ago

Meet my girlfriend, the computer in my vape that pretends to be a horny minotaur and pays me spongebob money when I get high

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 51 points 2 days ago

ok thats it, im ready. tie me to a nuclear bomb and drop me over tel aviv.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

If you'd like to speak with someone about that, I have a cognitive behavioural therapy vape as well. It pays you 3 spongebobs per weed.

[-] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago

Okay but sucking on my horny millenial minotaur gf sounds like a great time

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Reading these words in that order has activated an additional 2% of my brain

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