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this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning
Yet somehow, Oprah returned.
He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.
This is fake news. Tom Cruise never killed Oprah with lightning, he was just tickling her with it.
She had it coming after the incident with the bees.