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Is This Really News?
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So much going on in the world and yet so many rubbish news sources find non-news stories like this.
Just for the record, I pronounce it 'Spanish Risotto' and if I want to sound really Spanish, I will call it 'España Risotto'
I... didn't know there was another way to say it. Am I a knob-end?
The British way is to speak it in English, but slowly, emphasising every syllable, and loudly, so everyone can hear. 'Pie-ell-ah, yeah, under-stand, grassy arse.' Oh, some of us Brits are so awful when abroad. I cringe, and sometimes feel I need to apologise for them.
Anyone remember Watney's Red Barrel?
I do wonder how long that sketch took to record, you can see Plain trying to not crack up.
By the highly scientific criteria I just established...
However, it's accidental bell-endery and we've all done that - I usually manage it daily.