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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,

I'm not like those other mean Hexbearians. I'm one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke

I just want you to love me. I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I'll do anything. Anything.

Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing

I hereby forswear socialism. I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.

I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.

Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit

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[-] impiri@lemm.ee 137 points 2 years ago

First of all, you’re a bunch of stupid trump-loving alt-left antifa fascist children

Secondly, you resort to name calling

[-] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 117 points 2 years ago

I can't tell if this is a joke or not, so I'll just say I enjoyed reading this because it made me laugh

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 92 points 2 years ago

spoiler

It's a joke, look at their post history. Have to admit they almost got me to bite because you never know bait

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