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[-] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I'd be completely fine with a usb port in the back of my skull to update it /s

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago

And now you need to replace usb-c with usb-d, unless you just bought an iPhone 30 then you need a thunderstorm cable (modeled after Steve Jobs dick).

[-] lars@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

my USB-i’s are up here

[-] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's an impressively small connector!

Ahh a micro-p connector! It’s essentially a smooth surface with a small nub.

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Would I be able to use my body as a generator to have my movement create electricity to charge my phone?

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

If so I am all for it. Just moving my charging mussle.

[-] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

New green initiative! Jerk off to save the world!

If it was from Apple, you'd end up with all your body parts as dongles. Including, uh, your dongle.

[-] Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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