Triumphant Biden Announces U.S. Has Killed Man Who Kind Of Looks Like Osama Bin Laden (www.theonion.com)

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Biden added that the man who looked like bin Laden had in his residence the exact same cache of pornography that the real bin Laden had in his possession at the time of his death.

I can't believe the volcel police are using deadly violence and working for imperialists, SMH.

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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