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[-] Slartibartfast@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

You also get the "I must make the simplest transaction absurdly difficult for no apparent reason" shopper:

Hi Alice, I want one of your pies, I'm situated at <location 40km from where you are> and I have $2.98 in cash. Would it be possible for you to meet me 26.7km away from my house where I'll give you the $2.98 in cash, and then the remaining balance in a series of travelers cheques, one of which is from a country which no longer exists but I assure you it can still be converted to legal tender if you're willing to make a quick stop at the Belarusian Embassy? Also what kind of apples are in the pie? If the amount of baking apples relative to other apples is above 68.7% I can't eat it or I'll die, but anything below that amount is fine.

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