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Oh no, are we gonna get Benghazi 2.0 so rightoids have another grievance to rally around
Conservatives are wholly incapable of governing and can no longer efficiently operate the security state. Everything just collapses into a pile of shameless scams and clueless vigilantes doing crimes while a cop looks on and shrugs.
Liberals continue to command just enough ruthless competence to deliver on the industrial scale horrors of the late 20th century. They can keep the lights on at the bomb-making factory and shield the Trans PMC drone operators from being mass fired for wokeness.
The state - which was never particularly good but did occasionally deliver useful services - appears headed entirely towards a liberalized fascism under future President or a publicly-financed series of domestic lynch mobs under President
These are our two futures and they both suck.
13 Hours 2: Freedom's Solution
Jim From The Office returns as Tier 1 Operator Lieutenant John "Jack" Beefgood and teams up with Andy From Parks & Rec as Seal Team Six Captain Maxwell "Max" Prayerworthy in a daring rescue mission to save blondhaired, blue-eyed biodefense scientist Siegfried Hauptmann Mengele from the evil SJW army that has taken over Chile in a revolution. Siegfried aka "Dr. Siggy" is in posession of the greatest defense against terrorism: a germ that targets the DNA of future terrorists and causes death before they have a chance to grow up.
Will America's greatest heroes deliver this defensive miracle to IDF General Adriel Friedman (Gal Godot) in time?
Thanks, I hate it